Thursday, February 10, 2011

Procrastination Thursday

It’s THURSDAY!  Right now I should be cleaning the house packing for Disneyworld working, so of course I thought now would be a perfect time to blog. 

Because this is a procrastination entry and I don’t REALLY have anything to say, it will most likely be pretty random.  Please feel free to skip the text, look at the pretty pictures and move along to something more interesting.

Yesterday, my dentist suckered me into getting my teeth whitened while I was in his office replacing a cavity filling.  As my hygienist started applying the bleach, she said “Now you have to stay away from dark foods for the next two weeks because your teeth will be susceptible to staining.”  Um, wait a second…. back that train up.  Apparently Ms. Lady, you are unfamiliar with a little something called the 4 food groups? 

  It was too late though, the bleach had been applied.  So now I’m sitting here sipping my Dunkin Donuts coffee (it really is liquid crack) through a straw.  I recall years ago watching a ridiculous stereotypical suburban mom do this on TV and thinking, wow, what an a-hole.  And now here I am, doing the same thing.  Next thing you know, I’ll be wearing sweater vests and rocking out to Michael Bolton in my minivan with my 2.5 kids……… uh oh. Wait a minute.  I own a sweater vest, my car resembles a minivan (sorry you large SUV drivers out there, even though TECHNICALLY it isn’t a minivan, it’s still in the same cool category), I have two kids.... oh s%*t.    

Well, I guess it’s time to own up to what I have become.  I am suburban mom, hear me roar.  HOWEVER.  If I ever saw Michael Bolton on the street, I would body slam him for ruining radio listening in the 90’s.

That’s all I’ve got, blogpeeps- have a fantastic weekend.  I’m off to the most expensive happiest place on Earth with my man posse.  I’m sure I’ll have more on that later.




  1. Ha! This cracked me up! Stopping in from MBC and am now following you! Feel free to follow back if you stop by my blog! Love the snark!

  2. Hi! Stopping by from MBC. Great blog.
    Have a nice day!

  3. I just have to say your post cracked me up. New follower here..from MBC.

    Heather @

  4. it is an '84 Dodge Caravan - THE original minivan! :-)