Like most people, I treasure my sleep. My child, however, does not. The Mini-assassin wakes up 4-6 times a night, which makes getting up in the morning extremely difficult. By the time I’ve hit the snooze button 17 times, I’ve left myself approximately 3 minutes to get ready.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how SLOBBY PRINCESS CHIC began.
I’ve justified my slobbiness by convincing myself that all of the other parents at my children’s school go through the same morning routine, thus are also dressed like slobs.
Then THIS happened.
Apparently Slobby Princess Chic attire is not universal. This experience made me think… maybe I should take more pride in my appearance? Maybe I should wake up earlier to style my hair? Maybe I should press my clothes, OR EVEN TAKE A SHOWER OF WATER INSTEAD OF PERFUME?!
Nah. Looking good before 8am is TOTALLY overrated.