Both kids were feeling a bit under the weather yesterday, so we stayed indoors all evening. After watching the 10 billionth episode of Dora the Explorer, I asked my husband who he thought would win in a fight to the death between Boots and Backpack. We both decided that HANDS DOWN, Backpack would come out on top. Sure, Backpack is… well… a BACKPACK. But Boots has ZERO survival skills! And where are his clothes? So you wear boots, but you can’t find a pair of shorts and a shirt? Monkey pervert.
But I digress.
Once the winner of the DORA SIDEKICK BATTLE TO THE DEATH was decided, I asked my husband to pick 3 new opponents for the incoming champion. His picks:
DJ Lance- Yo Gabba Gabba
Ming Ming – The Wonderpets
Edward Cullen- Twilight
Ladies and gentlemen... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
I don't know about you, but after comparing all 4 of these contestants, I see a very clear winner.
Congratulations to Kevin Bacon.
TTFN,
AMo
disagree. Ming Ming would win - the other opponents would forfeit just to get away from the whiney waddling duckling.
ReplyDeleteWow. This took some serious thought. I think I'm amazed...and a wee bit frightened, too...
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance SCARES THE PISS out of me. I'm so sure he's some kind of creepy pedophile, I don't even let my kid watch it (in case the pedophile tactics work through the TV screen).
ReplyDeleteImagine if Ming Ming combined forces with backpack?? *shudder*
Awesomely funny post!!
I'm gonna go with a write in candidate: the singing them and dancing red sex toy on Yo Gabba Gabba. My reasoning is this: Backpack has to much random shit in him to slow him down, Brad Pitt once went as DJ Lance for halloween (enough said)and Edward would eat Ming Ming, disqualifying both.
ReplyDeleteKris :)
This. Is. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteI was Team Boots, but consider me a traitor. If Backpack can kill one of the Wonderpets then I will love him forever. That show freaks me out!
I've never seen Yo Gabba Gabba. If I can't handle Wonderpets, something tells me to steer clear of a grown man wearing a muppet fur hat.
I envy you your warped brain. More please.
ReplyDeleteDJ Lance would get all "don't don't don't bite your friends" on glitter boy.
ReplyDeleteI was scared of Yo Gabba Gabba at first. I love it now. LOVE IT!
FAV. POST. EVER.
ReplyDelete*still laughing & wondering how the heck you come up with this stuff.
I have no words for how beautiful and brilliant this is! Sewiously.
ReplyDeleteSara- interesting theory and a very real possibility. Well... as real as a fake character battle to the death theory can be.
ReplyDeleteDesperate- be afraid... be very afraid.
Conner- power combination?! The thought of that just blew my mind.
Kris- I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK.
Robot- stay as far as you can from DJ Lance. It's for the best.
Nicole- Consider it done!
Dana- HA! I totally just sang the "Don't bite your friends" song in my head. Thanks for that.
SoMo- Thank you! It's what happens when I spend too much time watching TV.
Clare- Sewiously, that means a lot to me. Thanks!
Oh, your chart is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure. I think Ming Ming might come out on top.
I'm sorry I've got to go with Ming Ming too!! This post is brilliant!!!! Simply brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT I can't believe I missed this!!
ReplyDeleteBACKPACK WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD
Why are you not my neighbor? Life is unfair and cruel, that is why.
ReplyDeleteI love that D.J. Lance's height takes into account his ginormous fuzzy hat.
ReplyDeleteGO GIRL I DONT THINK I COULD SIT DOWN AND TALK TO YOU IN PERSON WITHOUT PISSING MYSELF
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